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in this bare isle || 11,600 words. G. Written for while we tell of yuletide treasure 2009. || Judson, Mac and Gabe dive for treasure on a mysterious island in the Mediterranean.

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Sweetly and steadily || 11,200 words. R. Art by Kristina. || Sir Gawain meets the Green Knight.

Temptation || 350 words. PG. Crossover with Good Omens. Written for the first kiss meme. || Lancelot and Crowley and chivalry.

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Day of rest and gladness || 1,000 words. G. Written for while we tell of yuletide treasure 2006. || Day of joy and light. Momo and Appa frolic.

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fragile and expensive || 1,050 words. NC-17. || Urahara minds his own business. Mostly. Written for porn battle XI.

petals and ashes || 900 words. NC-17. || Byakuya and Renji discuss gardening. Written for porn battle XI.

never to be told || 1,400 words. NC-17. || Byakuya is complicated. Kenpachi deals with it. Written for porn battle XI.

time has got nothing to do with it || 500 words. R. || Ikkaku gets nostalgic; Yumichika attempts efficiency. Written for porn battle XII.

some other shack || 570 words. G. || Renji and Byakuya in a Canadian shack. Who knew? Written for Canadian Shack 2011, the ten-year anniversary challenge.

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Evrydike || 210 words. PG. || Why this is hell, nor am I out of it.

Shack 12 || 500 words. PG. Crossover with Harry Potter. || Oz in a Canadian shack.

Shack 75 || 600 words. PG. Crossover with Hellboy. || Lindsey McDonald in a Canadian shack.

Destiny is a shroud || 650 words. PG. Crossover with Smallville. || Willow, Clark, Oz and Tara in a Canadian shack AU.

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in the interior of the sky || 1,000 words. R. || Yukito does homework in bed. Touya has other ideas. Written for porn battle XII.

asking for the taking || 1,600 words. R. || Touya and Yukito and Yue on the floor and on the couch. Written for porn battle XIII.

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Fumarole || 3,500 words. R. Written for while we tell of yuletide treasure 2004. || One of the places where his world changed.

Before the face of the sun || 19,000 words. PG. Written for the New Year's Resolutions 2005. || Learning to live in daylight.

Door #1 || 1,000 words. R. || Damien is getting quite familiar with Gerald's... quirks.

A common fate || 1,600 words. PG. Written for while we tell of yuletide treasure 2005. || Damien's nightmares aren't private, but deeply personal.

Hunting permit || 4,300 words. PG. Written for while we tell of yuletide treasure 2006. || Damien has a new job. The weather could be better.

Inexplicable splash || 2,000 words. PG. Written for devo in the revival of the kissing meme. || Gerald Tarrant and Alex Krycek in the Forest.

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Jack gets around || 550 words. PG. || Jack Harkness in five different crossovers.

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In Which Worlds Collide, and Eeyore Investigates a Terrible Crime || 5,400 words. G. Crossover with Winnie-the-Pooh. Written for while we tell of yuletide treasure 2008. Art by pentapus. || In which worlds collide. Also, Eeyore investigates a terrible crime, with some unexpected assistance.

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how to love and run || 3,500 words. NC-17. Written for this prompt at the DA kinkmeme. || Zevran comes back to Ferelden and his warden.

such as iron & dragonbone || 138,000 words. NC-17. || Alistair thought he had found his place in the world when he joined the Grey Wardens. But the battle of Ostagar changed that world, and as Alistair follows the only other surviving Grey Warden through a country being torn apart by both Blight and civil war, he finds his ideas about his place and his self changing, too. Particularly when he falls quite spectacularly in love.

hard work || 4,300 words. NC-17. Written for this prompt at the DA kinkmeme. || Aedan tries as best he can. Zevran appreciates it.

Scream Sea Sick || 6,000 words. NC-17. Written for this prompt at the DA kinkmeme. || Anders is released from a round in solitary and suddenly has a lot of company getting a lot closer than he wants.

A winter's tale || 5,500 words. R. Written for porn battle XV. || The king of Ferelden enjoys some private time, and so does Zevran.

Moral support || 3,800 words. NC-17. Written for this prompt at the DA kinkmeme. || Alistair expresses his appreciation to the templars of Lothering in a deep and personal way.

one thing after another (and time for all the works and days of hands) || 284,000 words. NC-17. Divided into chapters on AO3. || The arling of Amaranthine has been given over to the Grey Wardens, so naturally the new arl at Vigil's Keep is a warden. Also a mage, an elf, and an Orlesian -- not likely to win anyone's heart. Varel's the seneschal of the Vigil, and he works hard for this new arl, because that's what he does. But the new arl's turning out to be quite a distraction...

Complete rubbish || 1,000 words. PG. Written for Sylvia in the revival of the kissing meme. || Solona and Anders discuss literature.

Translated || 7,800 words. NC-17. || People gossip about the Warden. (The Warden would probably approve.) The Iron Bull and Dorian talk about some of the finer nuances of linguistics and interpretation. In bed.

Raindrops Keep Falling On My Helmet || 500 words. G. || An Orlesian warden in Amaranthine. With damp feet and a runny nose.

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Incorporeality || 200 words. PG. Crossover with Highlander. Written for the first kiss meme. || Methos and Bob, reunited.

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The vault || 2,300 words. R. || Believing himself about to die, Fraser tells Ray Vecchio some final truths that turn out not to be so final after all.

Rock'n'roll with me || 1,300 words. PG. || Ray Kowalski and Fraser solve a problem together.

The latest party || 700 words. PG. || Ray Kowalski thinks red looks good on Fraser.

Field trip || 700 words. PG. Crossover with Stargate Atlantis. Written for the first kiss meme. || Ray Kowalski and Fraser meet John and Rodney.

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In plain sight || 1,450 words. PG. Art by Livia. || Klaus gets a mango stain on his shirt; Dorian makes a phone call.

And seek || 2,200 words. PG. || A record of things that were done.

Exercise || 200 words. PG. || There's a trick to it.

And a thousand more || 4,800 words. PG. || Theft, housebreaking, champagne, political intrigue, lies, fashion tips, and strong language, in two hours or less.

Cakes and ale || 5,200 words. R. Art by Kristina. Podfic in several formats read by fayjay, audiobook and cover by cybel. || Klaus finds out what the road to hell is paved with, and Dorian refuses to wear a tie.

Shack 15 || 500 words. PG. Japanese translation.|| Dorian and Klaus in a Canadian shack.

More furious and ugly || 1,200 words. R. || Dorian gets what he always wanted, and Klaus gives him what he deserves.

Werewolves || 100 words. PG. Japanese translation. A drabble for Jamjar.

The rest of your life || 1,200 words. PG. Written for while we tell of yuletide treasure 2003. Podfic read by keitorin. Japanese translation. || Strange dreams were not acceptable.

Finders, keepers || 2,700 words. PG. Crossover with The Sentinel. Written for the ts_ficathons getting a sense of clichés challenge. || International law enforcement, kidnapping, champagne and roses. Just another day in the life.

Sweetest || 250 words. PG. Written for the first kiss meme. Japanese translation by Kyokana Kubo. || Klaus and Dorian and danger.

Parklife || 7,000 words. PG. Written for while we tell of yuletide treasure 2007. || Klaus gets assistance from Dorian on a mission, and appreciates it about as much as he ever does.

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it's midnight here || 950 words. R. || Ed and Roy on a train. Written for porn battle XIII.

fortune presents things not according to the book || 5,100 words. R. || Roy opens the door.

Chopped fruit and nuts || 2,200 words. PG. Written for Rhi in the revival of the kissing meme. || Methos and Roy Mustang (eventually) on a hotel patio (mostly).

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And when he falls || 1,200 words. R. Art by Kristina. || There are many ways to celebrate having avoided the apocalypse.

Gluttony || 100 words. PG. A drabble for Jo A. Tamon.

Please || 100 words. PG. Crossover with Highlander. A drabble for hJc and afrai.

Slouching, forever || 900 words. PG. || Lower Tadfield doesn't change much.

A regrettable omission || 400 words. PG. Crossover with Highlander. Written for the first kiss meme. || Methos and Aziraphale over time.

Temptation || 350 words. PG. Crossover with Arthurian romance. Written for the first kiss meme. || Lancelot and Crowley and chivalry.

Efficient temptation || 2,700 words. PG. Written for jamjar in the revival of the kissing meme. || Crowley (and Aziraphale) and Kakashi in Konoha.

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And his name remembered || 200 words. PG. Written for while we tell of yuletide treasure 2004. || From one existence to another.

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Hair of the dog || 1,400 words. PG. || Old grudges are finally set aside.

Shack 12 || 500 words. PG. Crossover with Buffy the Vampire Slayer. || Remus Lupin in a Canadian shack.

A spirit of brotherhood || 20,000 words. PG. Art by Kristina. || Tea, nightshirts, and blood. Cooperation isn't all it's cracked up to be for Sirius, Severus, and Remus.

Pale green || 8,300 words. PG. || Snape doesn't give Harry a detention, which leaves Harry with a strange taste in his mouth.

That wrapper || 100 words. PG. A drabble for Maria.

Something with Lupin || 100 words. PG. A drabble for C.

Ron, Draco, paper || 100 words. PG. A drabble for Halimede.

After the earth || 500 words. PG. || But shall we wear these honours for a day? Or shall they last, and we rejoice in them?

Not a breath of air || 1,500 words. R. || Harry Potter and the prisoner of No. 12, Grimmauld Place.

Would you know more || 2,500 words. PG. || Peter hears a prophecy.

Expressions of teenage sexuality at Hogwarts: five case studies || 4,900 words. PG. || Five things that didn't happen to five boys at Hogwarts. Probably not, anyway.

Potter's field || 1,600 words. PG. || Harry knows where the bodies are buried.

A different story || 350 words. PG. Written for the first kiss meme. || Remus and Sirius and unreliable narrators.

A bright particular star || 25,000 words. R. || Remus and Sirius celebrate their last Christmas at Hogwarts.

in the right hands || 8,000 words. NC-17. || Sirius wants more.

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Shack 75 || 600 words. PG. Crossover with Angel. || Hellboy in a Canadian shack.

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As day follows || 800 words. PG. Art by Kristina. || Feelings braid together; life is too untidy, too unclear, and sometimes far too short.

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The best policy || 9,800 words. NC-17. || Mitsuru tries to figure out if Shinobu means what he says, or says what he means.

An opening || 100 words. PG. A drabble for Jessi Albano.

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Familiarity || 700 words. PG. || A gentleman's affairs are his own business.

A close second || 130 words. PG. A not-quite-drabble for Amara.

Episode One: The Quiet Padawan || 12,700 words. PG. A Star Wars fusion. || A spirited young student and a world-weary Jedi master are equally determined that they have no interest in each other.

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Something wicked || 4,700 words. NC-17. Crossover with The X-Files. Hungarian translation by Jinx. || Alex Krycek meets a dark, handsome, mysterious stranger one night. So does Methos.

Sex and travel || 600 words. PG. Crossover with The X-Files. || The travel guide with a difference.

Fickle flash || 1,800 words. PG. Crossover with The X-Files. || On a stakeout in an abandoned warehouse, Mulder doesn't quite avoid being struck by lightning.

China || 54,200 words. NC-17. Crossover with The X-Files. Art by Laura Shapiro. || Mulder is looking for witches. Methos is looking for some peace and quiet. Whether they'll find what they're looking for in rural Indiana is anyone's guess.

Arbitrary and serendipitous || 170 words. PG. Crossover with The X-Files. A post-China snippet for cathexys.

Backstage || 1,300 words. PG. Crossover with The Sentinel, Star Trek: Voyager and The X-Files. || What really goes on behind the scenes as the characters prepare themselves for yet another heart-wrenching performance.

Please || 100 words. PG. Crossover with Good Omens. A drabble for hJc and afrai.

A regrettable omission || 400 words. PG. Crossover with Good Omens. Written for the first kiss meme. || Methos and Aziraphale over time.

Incorporeality || 200 words. PG. Crossover with The Dresden Files. Written for the first kiss meme. || Methos and Bob, reunited.

No country for old men || 140 words. PG. Crossover with The Vampire Chronicles. Written for the first kiss meme. || Methos and Marius in a kitchen.

Hay fever || 2,100 words. NC-17. || Duncan MacLeod finds that Cory Raines has more annoying habits than just robbing banks and flirting with Amanda.

Going forth by day || 900 words. PG. || Methos isn't dead.

Jack gets around || 550 words. PG. || Jack Harkness in five different crossovers.

Obnoxiously handsome || 680 words. PG. Written for little Alex in the revival of the kissing meme. || Methos and Jack Harkness in the grocery store.

Chopped fruit and nuts || 2,200 words. PG. Written for Rhi in the revival of the kissing meme. || Methos and Roy Mustang (eventually) on a hotel patio (mostly).

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As virtuous men pass || 1,700 words. PG. Chinese translation by asleepsheep. || Bertie Wooster has a problem and turns to Jeeves for a solution.

Beard || 2,800 words. PG. || Bertie Wooster attends a Christmas fête, and Jeeves has his own motivations for applying the spirit gum.

Shack 28 || 550 words. PG. || Jeeves and Wooster in a Canadian shack.

Pointy || 200 words. PG. Written for the inappropriate elf challenge. || Something about Jeeves is different.

With sheep || 950 words. PG. || A gentleman should always dress for the occasion.

Comparatively simple || 500 words. PG. Written for the first kiss meme. || Bertie and Jeeves and pornography.

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Take What's Left And Live It Properly || 20, 000 words. PG. || He doesn't quite know who he is. Or what he's doing. Or why everyone's looking at him like that.

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brief and perfectly ordinary || 1,800 words. R. || This really isn't what Kagami meant. Written for porn battle XV.

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with his own ears || 500 words. PG. || Ritsuka doesn't care what Natsuo and Youji get up to. Written for porn battle XI.

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Wanting || 2,500 words. NC-17. Written for kink_bingo. || An unconventional approach to a number of things. Kink: facials.

all souls towards truth || 1,000 words. R. Written for porn battle XIII. || Ezra and Vin in a bed.

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Jack gets around || 550 words. PG. || Jack Harkness in five different crossovers.

all the strangers came today || 900 words. NC-17. || Gwaine and the knights out in the forest. (And Merlin, too.)

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Shack 94 || 600 words. R. || Cherry Aimless and Nancy Clue in a Canadian shack.

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Loud || 200 words. PG. || One of them is. Written for porn battle XII.

floated on heat || 1,000 words. NC-17. || Iruka doesn't make a sound. For now. Written for porn battle XII.

who understands and loves || 650 words. R. || Haku. Puberty. Written for porn battle XII.

or the fire brigade || 800 words. R. || Kakashi and Guy on a mission. Written for porn battle XIII.

obedience and libido || 4,300 words. NC-17. || Iruka wants to try the effect of a certain drug, and Kakashi finds out how this affects him. Written for this prompt in synecdochic's porn meme.

Animal Crackers || 29,500 words. R. Art by Pentapus. || Iruka's quiet summer is suddenly full of children, animals, undead animals, summoned animals, traps, missions, dango, and really annoying jounin. Written for pentapus's treehouse reversebang challenge.

Gift || 200 words. PG. || Hinata gets a gift. And gives a gift. Double drabble written for an unidentified prompt meme.

Ownership || 100 words. R. || Sasuke and Itachi squabble like brothers do. Some brothers, anyway. Drabble written for an unidentified prompt meme.

Rice || 6,600 words. R. || Kakashi and Guy are on a mission. The mission isn't quite what they think it is. Written for porn battle XV.

Efficient temptation || 2,700 words. PG. Written for jamjar in the revival of the kissing meme. || Crowley (and Aziraphale) and Kakashi in Konoha.

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Summer holiday || 600 words. PG. Crossover with SGA. Written for the first kiss meme. || Don Eppes and John Sheppard and beer.

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Shack 87 || 500 words. PG. || Vic and Mac in a Canadian shack.

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memoirs of a pirate || 700 words. R. || Prison is boring, Ace entertains himself by talking, and Jinbei is, of course, a captive audience.

a year of forgotten dreams || 1,500 words. R. || None of this ever happened.

funky little boat race || 1,200 words. R. || Cutty Flam and Iceburg in a bed on Water 7. Written for porn battle XIII.

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All the dust in heaven || 170 words. PG. A Gaiden snippet for afrai.

evil is an exact science || 2,600 words. R. Written for kink_bingo. || No clamps, no chains, no leather, no late fees, no court martial.

gods and monsters || 1,600 words. NC-17. Written for kink_bingo. || Somehow it seemed that Homura was being even weirder than usual.

hungry as winter || 1,500 words. R. Written for yuletide 2010. || This is what the army of heaven does.

hot as snow || 1,200 words. R. Written as an outtake from hungry as winter. || Scales rubbed very faintly against skin.

everything here is yours || 1,500 words. PG. Written for yuletide 2010. || There are some things that bureaucracy was not made to deal with.

slower and sweeter || 2,600 words. PG. Written for yuletide 2010. || I'm a general! I'm fully trained!

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Backstage || 1,300 words. PG. Crossover with Highlander, Star Trek: Voyager and The X-Files. || What really goes on behind the scenes as the characters prepare themselves for yet another heart-wrenching performance.

Finders, keepers || 2,700 words. PG. Crossover with From Eroica With Love. Written for the ts_ficathons getting a sense of clichés challenge. || International law enforcement, kidnapping, champagne and roses. Just another day in the life.

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Shack 52 || 550 words. PG. || Clark and Lex in a Canadian shack.

Masterminds || 300 words. PG. Crossover with Stargate Atlantis. Written for the first kiss meme. || Rodney McKay and Lex Luthor and captivity.

Destiny is a shroud || 650 words. PG. Crossover with Buffy the Vampire Slayer. || Willow, Clark, Oz and Tara in a Canadian shack AU.

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the other desert || 2,100 words. R. Art by Kristina. || Sam disappears. Dean goes to find him.

the importance of counting to one hundred || 100 words. PG. A drabble for mickeym.

paths of the living || 700 words. G. Art i and art ii by Kristina. || Dean has a list.

consumed by either fire or fire || 2,900 words. NC-17. || How can we sleep when our beds are burning?

company with honesty || 9,500 words. NC-17. || Stuck together in a cabin on a mountain, Dean and Sam try to work out some issues from an earlier job.

blood sugar sex magic || 600 words. R. || Blood, sugar, sex, magic. More or less.

Pineapple || 800 words. PG. || Fruit is good for you.

Dealing with Substances Not Included in the Outline || 5,000 words. PG. || This is your brain on drugs.

1621 Coachman Lane || 1,700 words. PG. || Three days of iced tea, a heatwave, and minding the neighbors' business.

night shift || 1,300 words. NC-17. Written for kink_bingo. || "This has definitely given me a whole new view of shoplifters."

Jack gets around || 550 words. PG. || Jack Harkness in five different crossovers.

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sprinkles & cream || 7,350 words. PG. || It's a very popular place. Everybody comes there.

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Jack gets around || 550 words. PG. || Jack Harkness in five different crossovers.

Obnoxiously handsome || 680 words. PG. Written for little Alex in the revival of the kissing meme. || Methos and Jack Harkness in the grocery store.

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dead man talking || 580 words. PG. || Wolfwood (who is in fact alive, despite the title) thinks about the way things are now.

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We walk like a ghost || 1,200 words. R. || Curt thinks about dreams, reality, and Brian.

Bored || 400 words. R. A snippet for sarren.

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It's Confusing These Days || 56,000 words. PG. || Lance definitely doesn't like Keith. Like that. At all. No, really.

Meanwhile, there are shenanigans involving robots, fruit, knitting, and traditional Altean medicine. Also, the space mice are the true heroes of the story.

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White || 1,100 words. PG. Written for while we tell of yuletide treasure 2003. || Yohji is seduced.

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Lies, damn lies, and agriculture || 2,700 words. PG. Crossover with The X-Files. || Josh Lyman has a bad day.

One of these things || 1,200 words. PG. || Reverently, discreetly, advisedly, soberly.

A fine romance || 100 words. PG. Written as part of while we tell of yuletide treasure 2003. || One hundred romantic words.

Incurable by LC || 800 words. PG. || Leo wants to fix what's wrong. It's what he does.

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Snow on snow || 2,600 words. G. Written for while we tell of yuletide treasure 2004. || Earth stood hard as iron, water like a stone.

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In Which Worlds Collide, and Eeyore Investigates a Terrible Crime || 5,400 words. G. Crossover with Discworld. Written for while we tell of yuletide treasure 2008. Art by pentapus. || In which worlds collide. Also, Eeyore investigates a terrible crime, with some unexpected assistance.

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100 || 100 words. PG. Written for while we tell of yuletide treasure 2003. || Ian waits.

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the lamplight dice of the body || 1,000 words. PG. || There's no use crying over dropped chocolate cake. Written for porn battle XII.

uselessness and duck || 1,400 words. R. || Don't touch the cursed items. Sequel to the lamplight dice of the body. Written for porn battle XII.